JSDF storms NERV.
They get to where Shinji is suddenly people just start getting ripped apart, half are dead when they see the invisibility go off.
Officer2: I hit her! /fires 20 shots into her.
Mecha-Misato aka Motoko grins and shows that she's a combat cyborg.
Officer1: Oh no ****ing way.
Mecha-Misato fires 20 clips into them, makes out with Shinji even though she isn't dying, and tells him if he grows a spine and kills the MP Evas theres more waiting for him.
If you look at it, they're close to the ghost in the shell stuff. The magi system where they have Ritsukos mothers brain in three jars as a supercomputer sounds like a GiTS plot.
Besides, what if Misato was badly injured during Second Impact and needed a prosthetic body .
That would explain how Misato can survive on cold ramen and beer the entire series. Beer fueled cyborgs walk Tokyo-3!
I like your random talking XD I always loved Combat Cyborgs for their destruction-capabilities. Oh and don't forget that NGE has BIGGEST cyborgs Ever - Evangelions XD
Not to mention that boss of Seele has some cyberstuff as far as my memory is right, but it's not as advanced as things Section 9 has.
Breaking news: Every ounce of every alcoholic beverage has been shipped to NERV Tokyo-3 branch because of a worldwide recall on alcahol...when asked why, the purple haired major in charge of public relations was quoted as saying, "Your not my mother!" she promptly passed out, intravenous tubes were attached to her funnelling in alcahol 24/7.
She recovered, but after she woke up from the alcahol poisoning she said, "Man I need a drink..."
<sighs and shrugs> Ah well Touji was of no use for them anymore. His Eva was ripped into pieces (well they could try to patch it up and create an overgrown Frankenstein's monster XD) so they were not interested in him anymore.
Well that depends on How well he could synchronize with his Eva, he prefers using muscles so he could be pretty good... still from what I heard it was Eva01 who had best battle results but I would blame it on Berserk and the fact that Eva01 seemed to be better armored then other Evas XD
Yeah Toji would be beaten instantly by Asuka.... HEHE "Not so friendly fire" Oh Man that brings back memories, I together with my friends invented that phrase as well and we had hell a lot of good laugh. I can almost imagine Asuka smiling like an imp and murmuring "Oops"
Hahaha yea I'm just as bad. Maybe Motoko being sexually harrassed by Kaji when he thinks she's Misato...then an asskicking of such massive proportions that it would make the next angel have a second thought on showing up.